How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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