Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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