Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
