Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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