I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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