I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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