can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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