did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
whose parrot is this?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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