About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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