I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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