i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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