David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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