is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm sobbing to NWA
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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