Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
