she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she smelled like a LAN party
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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