Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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