its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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