you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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