If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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