Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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