my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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