Duck Duck Cougar?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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