Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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