Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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