He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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