she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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