i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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