i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
