I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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