What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he puts the penis in happiness.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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