Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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