Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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