nut hugger
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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