why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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