Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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