If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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