did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just tell him i said nine months
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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