Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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