i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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