Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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