Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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