these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My butt remains clenched, sir.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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