What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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