What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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