Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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