Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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