idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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