I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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