hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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