Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's never too late to be topless.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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