she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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