So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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