we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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