I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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